Happy Father's Day!

I needed something silly after this week.

As you can see, via @20committee

Sheldon Leonard

...think about it.

Bill's Choices

Via Powerline

Looks to me like the young lady on the right is thinking "Ewwwww!"

Litigators

Fount this at Popehat:

If you know what you're doing, you bring in the litigators before you start running your mouth. The litigator is there to tell you, in the most supportive and affirming way possible, to shut the fuck up.

That is all.

Investment Opportunity

Almost too good to be true!

Maybe send this to the Greeks??

Giggle Du Jour...

...and more!


Found at Gerard's

P.T. Barnum Rules:

Found at Gerards

Hillary Fun Camp??

I doubt it. 

But this is a great idea:

I could certainly use it!!

(An old Wiley Nonsequitur)

Obama Fan

Exactly... pic.twitter.com/H25Ppzg0xH
— Young Conservatives (@YoungCons) March 18, 2015

Los Feliz Day Care

A kind of local Los Angeles version of the Onion. 

"Don't cry over spilled eggs. Cry because they were not cage-free." Ottilie, 3, followed by a standing ovation. pic.twitter.com/22uCh9w04S
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) February 24, 2015

I bet there are actually a few people like this.

Go.  Follow!!  @LosFelizDayCare

 (Via Kate!)

The Game in Four Panels

From Ishida-san.

The Feast of St. Football

The more I think about it, the more it seems that Super Bowl Sunday is like a Catholic "Holy Day of Obligation".  On feast days like the Feast of the Assumption, Catholics are required (under pain of mortal sin) to attend Mass.

Similarly, true followers of St. Football are required to observe the Solemn High Secular Ceremony of Super Bowl. (NTTAWWT.) 

The parallels are striking: dressing up in Sunday best (team regalia), more candles on the altar (team /game decorations at the house/bar), hymns (cheering), moral debates (disputed calls), and Communion (wings & beer).
OK, so, generally no one is screaming "Go! Go! Go!" during the Consecration, and there is no analog that I can think of for the half-time show.

(This, of course, from a sports agnostic, and fallen-away Catholic.)

Wiley du Jour...

...speaks for itself.

That is all.

Short Suits

I thought that was something in bridge?

Oh, well...

Oldie But A Goodie...

Via Gerard

Happy Star Wars Day

May The Fourth Be With You!

Polite Look...

...at Vlad and Barry's relationship

Carrying Putin's balls.

Heh.  Thanks Janie Johnson!

It was 40 Years Today...

Mr. Brooks Taught The Band to...

Bah, that's not gonna fly.

But this did:




From  Ace!

Actor's Rule: Never Work...

...with kids and dogs!!

No matter what is going on in your life, this will make you smile & laugh! Bookmark it for emergency happiness! http://t.co/kiqtHcW1iE
— Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce) January 26, 2014

Political Cartoonery

Found at random places:

 

Happy Monday!!