We had my two .45s, an AR-15, and a nice little laser-sighted .380. Damage ensued:
Petey said he'd gotten them from a gal named "Lois", who used to work at the I.R.S. He said she was glad to get rid of them.
@DoreenHDickson showed up later. Embarrassingly and sadly, I had comsumed was too many "Chocolate Cake" shooters, and some interestingly nasty North Korean Ginseng liquor to be good company.
Which is why I don't keep the hard stuff at home. Important safety tip.