For the Children...

This was in my inbox this AM, from my cousin:

Sooo…. We should outlaw pressure cookers?

…license anyone who buys a pressure cooker?

Whaddya think?  Some idiot somewhere is asking these questions….

 In reply,  I reminded him that he forgot about ball bearings and nails.  Upon further reflection, I realized that there is only one way to stop the use of nails as shrapnel for home-made bombs.

Nails especially must have individual serial numbers, and each one must be recorded and signed for individually at the time of purchase.

After a Federal background check and a 6-month waiting period, of course.

It's for the chirren...